VICE / VEYSEL
March 26, 2025 at 11:29:05 PM
To my future wife:
If you over-salt the dinner I'm taking you to afterlife with me (I strapped a bomb to my chest in case you were wondering)
To the FBI, CIA, NSA, Department of Homeland Security (DHS), U.S. Secret Service, ATF, Interpol, as well as Polish agencies including Agencja Bezpieczeństwa Wewnętrznego (ABW), Centralne Biuro Śledcze Policji (CBŚP), Policja, Służba Kontrwywiadu Wojskowego (SKW), and Służba Wywiadu Wojskowego (SWW):
This message is entirely fictional and meant solely for humorous and satirical purposes. It does not reflect any real intentions, plans, or actions.
I do not endorse violence of any kind, and I take no responsibility for any misinterpretation beyond the clear comedic context. Please consider this a joke in very poor taste—nothing more.
Thank you for your understanding and ongoing protection of public safety. 🙏